Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
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ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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