We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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