Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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