i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
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could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
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I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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