he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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