you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
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we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
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It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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