so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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