My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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