marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
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How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
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Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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