I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
now i know why i became what i already was.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I just found puke in my bra..
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
