There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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