i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
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she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
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I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
The feeling are messing with the penis
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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