I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
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Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
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You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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