when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
the night ended with taco bell and tears
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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