I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
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I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
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he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
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