I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
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I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
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If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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