he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
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Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
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Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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