Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
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I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
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do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
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