She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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