i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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