I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
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its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
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As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
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