singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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