The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
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The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
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All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
did you just send me my own nude
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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