yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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