there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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