you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
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I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
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I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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