i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Randomize
