So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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