You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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