dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
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Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize