She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
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Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
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My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
So much Jack, so little girl.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize