i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
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do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
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Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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