Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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