Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
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she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
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Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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