just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
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I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
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Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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