Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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