What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
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I need you to use more vowels.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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