He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
This is not my ceiling
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
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I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
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My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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