I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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