Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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