It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
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I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
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booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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