I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
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Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
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I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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