Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Even my vagina gasped.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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