Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Randomize
