i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
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Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
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MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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