Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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