so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
That's intense
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
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Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
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HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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