Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
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Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
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My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
how does that bad decision feel?
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