only if we run a train.
done.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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