I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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