what if I'm pregnant?
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Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
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yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
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My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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