I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
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He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
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im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
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